lol yesterday was hella funny! swear..haha timmy and i were chatting online about taking a shit,pissing,nature,and fine fellas..! haha :P that fool cracks me up like a muthaficker..well oh yeah i went to Tokay High tha day before yesterday ...and i also went to my lilo brother's school to drop him off..then i went to Deer Valley High school which is in Antioch...and came back home afterwards...i'll be in tha 2O9 this whole week...then i'll be going back to tha bay and start working again..I'll be starting school on da 23rd of this month..whoa so lucky! =) no school more than 4 weeks.. yeah baby! well ahem* i just finished watching Malibu's Most Wanted..haha i watched it over 5 times! =) its hella dope!! swear..haha..traffic traffic!! lookin for my chapstick!! lol oh man..run bitch run!! he gone kiLL yooooh....haha well anniwase...oh yeah this saturday is antiani's swt sixteenth birthday party...!! partayyy!! muahaha well yeah today millie and i were supposed to walk to tha park..but it was raining.. cause..we B0TH had some great ass memories over there....climbing on tha trees...L0L...hey we're getting old...but its not too late to act like lilo kids for a while.. =) playing basketball..talking to lil kids which we dont even know..(parents told us we were allowed to talk to strangers)..hehehaha uhm yah!? racing..oh yeah..WE HAD 0UR FIRST ARGUMENT THERE!!! (Long story) my fault.. i wasn't thinking!! swear..riding with people we didnt know.. :/ yeah.......stupid i know..sounds hella dumb.. i dont even know what i was doing that night...well forget it..ill tell you later...well o0oh man! remember millie..we jacked my brotha's bike and rode it to da park..L0L and my brother chased us all the way down there...and 0h yeah someone hurt their....ahem* hahahahahaa that gotsta hurt though..uhm you sleeping over my place..and we would stay up all night til da crack shack of dawn.. exercising..haha me doing tha worm!! floppy fish?! haha hey...my worm was not so bad....haha? was it that bad?? lol...whoop dee doo dey!! hehe there was DDR...ahaha someone ripped their pants..wait! MY PANTS!! while they were dancing...ahahahaa hella funny... uhm boppin our heads in da car... haha i miss your brother and sister!! they're tha sweetest... =) my M0MMiE dancing at our sweet sixteen..wait nO!! FREAK DANCiNG!? wth..lol oh man..oh yeah when we were at MiCHAEL'S...haha throwing yarns in da store...haha fun fun fun...going to tha mall..walking to smart foods..31 baskin robbins..tha theater..little caesars! lol mcdonalds..ahaha we were playing in da jungle jym ya'll...haha...oh yeah!! little caesars talking to randy's boss..oh yeah..dont forget Len Momentos...>>ASSH0LE!<< thats good we stopped crashing it at his place...i mean...we DID stay the whole night over at his house...>>MY FAULT..MY BAD<< sorry! i shuda just listened to you in the first place..you shoulda slapped me.. swear!! well yeah..you were alwase there for me..thank you so mucho girl..pharills..you were there when my parents were splittin up..i ran away to your house...hahaha of course they knew where i was headin to.. haha cause F0LKS! think about it...you kick it with this girl EVERY SiNGLE DAY!!! dont you think your parents would know? lol yeah.. i didnt even think..i ran away to HER house...well i kinda ran away to her house..lol uhmm there were times when fellas just couldnt keep off of me..(LMFA0) she would kick their asses for me..cause lets face it..i get it allot...HAHAHAHAHAHA just playing!! but yeah..will you "thao millie da cow that goes moo" take me "linda got big bootay on tuesdays'' as your wifey..to have and to hold..through sickness and in health...i dont even know da fuckin vow's but what would you say Thao millie da cow that goes moO..? L0L..:::PAUSE::: F0lks! shes saying yes...what you think? of course she would marry me..who wouldnt? kekeke..jp but yeah..lol i remember the time i went soooo bi on her.. hahaha i still think you S00 fell for it...hahahaha!! o yeah..prank calling..it was soo phun!! swear...hahaha oh man! what about getting beat up by dem lilo 5-7 year olds at fox creek!! no joke folks!! they REALLY kicked our asses...we didnt do shit..wth..stupidarsses..soo embarrassing!! they chased us all the way home...!! i was wearing a fuckin skirt too!! thao ran all the way home..i didnt think she would come back...but she did.. :D what a good friend!! she came back to save me from da lilo twirps..haha how sweet!! she had her mean face on too!! THA0: WANT SOME BITCH!?!!! or i think it was that..or i think it was BITCH GET 0FF ME CUHZ!! lol wait no.. it was none of that..i remember she said something cruel to scare off tha lilo devils..!! well...i cant say how much i love my girls...awl we do is laugh and be stupid... its FUNNNN... n we dont need alcohol drugs ciggs NONE of that!! we're just completely...goofy and dandy together! haha..
Person: hello?
Y0U or ME: hello?
Y0U or ME: is linda there?
Person: whos this?
Y0U or ME: linda
Person: who are you looking for?
Y0U or ME: Linda
Person: 5 seconds............
click.
Person: hello?
Y0U or ME: breathin on the phone..........
Y0U or ME: Breaths L0UDER!!
Person: hello?
Me: is mary there?
Person: mary? nah aint no mary..but you can talk to me..
Me: huh.....excuse me?
Person: we can get to know eachother til mary gets back..
Me: mary lives there?!?!?!!!!
Person: hah nah..you can talk to me tho..im from C-town..how about you?
Me: from..near creekside..
Person: wad yo name?
Me: Genelyn..urs?
Person: da homies call me cruz..
Person: how old is you?
Me: 16..(i was 15)
Person: 17
M0M: LiNDA!!! GET 0FF THE PHONE 0R I`LL KICK Y0UR ASS!! (L0L)
Me: ok mom..1 more minute..
Person: i thot your name was Genelyn?
Me: uh she forgets my name sometimes..i gotta go!! click.
wh0oa he hot..hey..hes from C-Town right?! C-Town fellas are foine.. =)
Colby wrote a letter/poem to my homegirl Martha...telling her how he feels about her and emma...(which is Martha's best friend..!) haha well first of all..poem rhymes..but SUCKS BUTTHOLE!!...!! kekeke it was supposed to be a sweet poem..but ended up to being a..what tha hell kinda poem!?!?!
ME `ND MARTHA 0N THE PH0NE...
Martha: ..Colby gave me two hickies.. =)
Babie Joker: You guys are together? since when?!
Martha: No..we're not together....he still hasnt decided on which girl he wants to be with..me or emma..oh yeah!! he wrote me a letter/poem..kinda thing?wanna hear it?
Babie Joker: * thinks: damn this girl*....uh shure...why not?
Martha Reads:
Dear martha, how are you? i'm fine.i got something on this mind of mine..i have to tell you that what we talked about on tha phone lastnight at nine..it was fun and it was fine...well thing is..when i look into emma's eyes..i see something that i want to know..and when i look into your eyes..i dont know..
Martha: ok thats all...
Martha: uh..... yeah?
Babie Joker: pwuahhahahahhahahahhahahahahaaaa!!!!! L0L!!!
Martha: You're hella mean!!
Martha: Why are you laughing like that?? You laugh like its hard for you to breath..
Babie Joker: L0L!!!! when i look into your eyes...i dont know!!!!
Martha: hella mean this girl...
Martha: 0h and uhm Joseph says hi..
Babie Joker: Hey Joseph!!
Joseph Away from the phone: 00h now she says hi...!!
Martha: Haha you heard what he said..?
Babie Joker: Hahah yeah!! L0L
Babie Joker: laughs harder than before cause she was thinking about when looking into your eye thingy..haha
Martha: Your fuckin mean..!! Stop laughing..
Babie Joker: continues...............
ohkay!! well note to self..
1.When you come back to tha 2O9..bring a box full of donuts for Antiani and Martha..!! =)
2.Send connie the tape of me singing...i PR0MiSED her...
3.Ask her for her phone #..!! Y0U KEEP F0RGETTiNG!!
4.Thank her for the birthday card..
5.CLEAN UP Y0UR R00M..!!
6.Give tha camera to Millie so that she can put tha pics onto her computer..
7.ANTiANi'S BiRTHDAE iS C0MiNG UP!! G0 BUY S0METHiNG F0R HER JACCH0LE!!
8.o0oh yeah!! tell Ro-ey to save you some of tha powdered donut holes with tha raspberry fillings..
D a n..!! You were supposed to call me yesterday..like you said you would..!! you didnt.P U N K ! you're fuckin mean..well tha hell with you... =[ hmph!! well anniwase...i'm listening to...You Brighten Up My Life..0ne voice..i think thats it? one of tha new fave songs that i'll be singing like forever..L0L..but yah..guess what? Meditation works!! Just take a deep breath and learn how to slow down all those "ohmigosh" thoughts that are freaking you out.
Breath Positive
Think of two positive words,such as happy and peacful.Each time you inhale,think of one of the words and say it inside your head.Then exhale,saying the other.The payoff: Focusing on two nice and soothing feelings will keep anxious thoughts away.
Listen to the air
Sit in a quiet and listen to the noises around you.Breathe in and out to hum of a fan,muted voices,or your own breath, and focus deeply until they become vibrations that you can "feel." The payoff: Relaxing into the sound waves reminds the body that its sense are vibrant, and leaves ya feeling more receptive and alive.
Focus on art
Stare at a beautiful image.It can be the view from a window,a piece of art,or a snapshot.Now close your eyes and envision it.Focus on one part of the image that symbolizes beauty or serenity to you.The payoff: Your mind escapes reality.NO REAL WORLD=NO REAL WORRY.
Lets see.
Monday Morning...wake up at 9:10AM...get ready to leave the house at 9:50AM...work starts at 10:00AM...close donut shop at 3:30PM..come back home around 4PM...watch t.v,or eat or whatever for about 2hours...at 6 or 6:30 help the lilo raskals with there homework..INCLUDiNG that annoying ass cousin of mine "Justin"......i can't believe that i'll be seeing more of him every single mutha fickin day...god...you dont even know...this guy CAN`T stop talking..!!
that isn't even funny...swear..late at night..he'll be like i cant sleep..he'll be like can i sleep with you...i say yeah... cause if i say no...he'll bother me until i say yes...so then he starts talking about something..and he'll talk talk talk..!!! and then finally about an hour later..he falls asleep...legs spread and one of his legs on mine...snoring and farting in his sleep.. seriously! noO joke..!! its like..everywhere i go....he's there.... =[ EVERYWHERE!! think about that...well im happy when hes gone to school... :] but im at work though? :/
well...for example...me watching t.v....having a good time being alone by myself ya know? but it all changes when he comes in......
Justin: talking....still talking...still talking...
Me: Sweety...Please dont talk for about 5 minutes...please...
Justin: he gets quiet..
Me: sigh* thinkin* FINALLY!!!
less than two minutes..
Justin: talks again...
Me: STFU man..!!
Justin: I cant stop talking...i cant be around quiet people
Me: Baby..i know what you mean...but dude...im watching T.V...
Justin: quiet for few seconds... Linda are you taking me to school tomorrow?
Me: wtf noO!!
Justin: you said you would last time..everytime i wake you up..you say no and now you say no again..
Me: tears in my eyes* ready to beat tha living shit outta him
Me: shut tha hell up!! fucken asshole..!! (me in my somewhat mean voice)
Justin: i know u are,but what am i...
Justin: HOE!
Me: (THATS THA `ONE` WORD THAT GETS ME PISSED OFF MOST!)...if he calls me a bitch..thats a different story..i wouldnt care being called a bitch,but a HOE?! man...nothin...i didnt do anything..i let him slide..but if he was my brother...hahahaa...for those who knows my brother...ask him... | 
